margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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