We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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