He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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