I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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