I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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