and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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