I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize