when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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