She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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