We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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