you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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