3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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