nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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