You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
operation have a gay friend backfired
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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