Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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