He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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