I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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