I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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