I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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