awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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