i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Randomize