I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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