I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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