David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Randomize
