mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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