she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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