from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
My vagina just recognized that song.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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