The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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