you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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