Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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