Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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