Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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