Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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