I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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