they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Of course I have a pirate flag
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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