question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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