so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You are the jesus of drinking
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