I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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