Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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