hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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