Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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