would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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