Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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