the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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