Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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