If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Randomize
