This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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