is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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