Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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