They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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