Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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