who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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