Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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