Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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