That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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