I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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